The Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Rap!

Posted on July 12th, 2008 3:56 PM

Ding dang and yee-haw! Fresh off cranking out Maddie Briann Aldridge, a sexed-up Jamie Lynn Spears impersonator drops some phat beats - and some knowledge - on our domes in a spirited explanation of where babies come from, y'all.

Peep the video below, which is strange and a little disturbing but still pretty funny, for some amazing insight including Britney Spears shoutouts, Juno quotes and (obviously) a horny Jamie Lynn Spears riding a giant sperm - hard.

Angelina Jolie Most Likely Gives Birth to Twins

Posted on July 12th, 2008 5:13 PM

Take this report with a grain of salt the size of Angelina Jolie's baby bump.

Or, according to In Touch Weekly, her former baby bump.

The tabloid says sources from La Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France, have revealed that Jolie has given birth to twins. Reportedly, the actress had a caesarean this evening, with the children being born 15 minutes apart.

When asked if the famous birth did, in fact, take place, a hospital source - obviously unfamiliar with the insatiable curiosity of celebrity gossip followers - said: "Yes, but that's all you need to know."

Angelina Jolie may have given birth to twins - but she definitely looks good naked!

Tiffany Pollard: Would You Hit That?

Posted on July 11th, 2008 3:01 PM

Tiffany Pollard is single again, having dumped George Weisgerber (a.k.a. Tailor Made) and will no doubt be entertaining new suitors before long.

But would you really want to love New York in the physical sense?

The Hollywood Gossip is torn on Tiffany Pollard. We make our interns watch her show, of course... but we don't know if she's all that attractive.

Would you go there?

Tiffany Pollard: Would you hit it?

Milo Ventimiglia: Proposing to Hayden Panettiere Soon?

Posted on July 11th, 2008 2:49 PM

Don’t tell Hayden Panettiere, but her boyfriend, Milo Ventimiglia, is planning to propose, according to the totally unreliable InTouch Weekly!

The actor, 30, recently confided to a friend that even though Hayden is only 18, he wants to get engaged, preferably even this year. Holy Halo!

“Milo was looking at rings in late June,” Milo's supposed pal says. “He really likes Cartier and intends to spend around $200,000."

Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere, who met via their hit series Heroes, began dating secretly last year and went public in January.

While we wouldn't blame our man Milo for trying to lock up Hayden with a lifetime contract before she gets much older and realizes just how hot she is, we somehow doubt the validity of this celeb news story. Seems a tad soon, no?

We'll check with our inside source and get back to you.

Celebrity Fashion Police Include Brooke Hogan on Most Wanted List

Posted on July 11th, 2008 2:18 PM

The good news for Brooke Hogan? At least she isn't wearing chaps.

The bad news for this reality TV star and awful singer? She's apparently stolen pants from a rickety old man.

Hogan looks confused in the photo below, perhaps because the waist of her pants is hiked up to the base of her breasts.

We feel bad that Brooke Hogan is going through so many family problems. But is that any excuse for wearing outfits such as this?

Brody Jenner Hoops it Up

Posted on July 11th, 2008 2:05 PM

Brody Jenner likes to ball.

You know what we're talking about. Guy's a player. Right, LC?

Leaving his true home court of Les Deux for a public park, The Hills star put on his game face Thursday while shooting hoops in Los Angeles.

Good to see Brody Jenner can find some free time these days, what with a busy schedule of clubbing and filming like 13 reality shows.

His newest foray into the genre, Bromance, co-stars BFF Frankie Delgado and is currently being developed by MTV. Stay tuned, fans.

DeAnna Pappas Returns to the Mound

Posted on July 11th, 2008 1:32 PM

Now this gives new meaning to the concept of fantasy baseball.

When DeAnna Pappas gets home to Jesse Csincsak in this adorable Los Angeles Dodgers jersey, it's gonna be batter up... if you know what we mean!

We mean a home run is likely to be hit ... if you know what we're talking about! Only Jesse will pitch and DeAnna will catch. Alright, we're done. Sorry.

The Bachelorette star delivered the first pitch at Dodger Stadium Thursday, before L.A. lost to Florida and this celebrity gossip blogger dumped starter Chan Ho Park from his fantasy team immediately thereafter. Frickin' loser.

Anyway, here's our girl, looking as awesome as ever ...

Follow the jump for a photo of DeAnna Pappas at Dodger Stadium this spring, pitching to the guys on an episode of The Bachelorette ...

Michael Buble, Emily Blunt Part Ways

Posted on July 11th, 2008 1:08 PM

Emily Blunt and Michael Buble have decided to break up, People reports.

In related news, evidently Emily Blunt and Michael Buble were dating.

"They are no longer a couple," Bublé's rep Liz Rosenberg confirms to PEOPLE.

The Golden Globe-winning British actress, best known for delivering some of the best Devil Wears Prada quotes, and the Canadian singer met in 2005.

"Sometimes I even get tears in my eyes when I see him onstage. It's overwhelming," Emily Blunt said last year.

The feeling was mutual for Michael Buble. "Every time I see her onscreen, I fall in love with her all over again," he said.

Each was the other's biggest cheerleader - she stood by him even after Tiffany Bromley took that camera phone pic of Michael Buble naked.

After Bublé, Blunt's second biggest fan was her boyfriend's mom.

"I love her," Amber Bublé gushed. "If he doesn't marry her, I'll kill him. But we'd find someone in the family to marry her because we're not letting her go, ever. She's just the best thing ever and they're perfect together."

But the strains of a long distance relationship may have weighed on the happy couple, who shared a home in Vancouver. Oh well.

Alex Rodriguez Makes Madonna Feel …

Posted on July 7th, 2008 3:40 pm

With Cynthia Rodriguez filing for divorce (although not updating her MySpace page today), speculation as to the nature of the odd relationship between Madonna and Alex Rodriguez continues to dominate celebrity news.

An attorney involved with the divorce today described it as “an affair of the heart,” whatever that means. We invite you to tell us, celebrity gossip readers, what words best describe the way Alex Rodriguez makes Madonna feel …

1. Like a Virgin
2. Borderline
3. Cherished
4. Frozen
5. Into The Groove
6. Deeper & Deeper
7. Burning Up
8. Hanky Panky
9. Crazy For You
10. What It Feels Like For A Girl

Not to worry, Cynthia Rodriguez. It was only an “affair of the heart.”

Nate Dogg Charged After Threatening to Kill Wife

Posted on July 7th, 2008 2:44 pm

In case you were considering this course of action, think it through first - it’s probably not the best idea to chase your girlfriend / fiancee / wife down I-405, repeatedly telling her you’re gonna kill her.

These things happen when you’re Nate Dogg.

This Dogg (real name Nathaniel Dawayne Hale) is back in the dog house after the L.A. County District Attorney hit him with three felony counts of making criminal threats and stalking and one misdemeanor count of driving on a suspended license.

The rapper / singer was arrested in Los Angeles back on June 23 after his estranged spouse frantically called 911, claiming Nate Dogg was making death threats whilst “dangerously” following and chasing her.

Not a domestic dispute most of us can relate to … except 50 Cent.