Posted on June 6th, 2008 9:07 am
You have to hand it to In Touch Weekly.
Citing a text message from J.R. Rotem, who clearly sent no such text, as evidence that Britney Spears is pregnant was the mag’s finest hour.
This is a close second.
We’d love to know what “facts” the celebrity news magazine is using in its new cover story - that Tony Romo is betraying Jessica Simpson because he hasn’t given up on his previous celebrity ex, Carrie Underwood!
After all, Carrie Underwood is the epitome of natural beauty - not to mention a down-home gal with a brain, a great voice, and a lack of insane parents.
But we’re not buying it.
For one, Joe Simpson has Tony Romo under constant surveillance, making a secret rendezvous a logistical impossibility. Second, why would Carrie take him back, after he broke up with her to focus on football, then took up with Jessica?
