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Kim Kardashian: What’s Her Best Look?

Posted on April 26th, 2008 2:40 pm

We’ve posted countless Kim Kardashian pictures on The Hollywood Gossip. And can you blame us for it?

This reality TV star is constantly sticking her buttocks out for photographs and/or being bent over a bed by Ray J. Kim is a celebrity gossip reporter’s best friend.

Throughout all the Kardashian poses we’ve published, however, we’ve never asked the simple question: What is her best look? Do you prefer her made up, as she is on the right below, or more natural, such as the following, left-hand side photo?

Let us know if you like Kim Kardashian with makeup, without makeup, or without clothes?

Mischa Barton: Nude in Closing the Ring

Posted at April 25th, 2008 9:02 am

We’re not surprised that awful actress Mischa Barton gets naked in the movie Closing the Ring. It was the next logical step in her mediocre career.

But continue reading after the jump and take a look at the truly SHOCKING part of this sex photo.

Indeed, Barton is turned sideways during this sex scene… but you can still see her! Given the actress’ rail-thin stature, we didn’t think this was possible.

For more, uncensored shots of Mischa Barton nude and giving this random actor Cisco Adler’s sloppy seconds, click on this link

Spencer Pratt: Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Was Real

Posted on April 25th, 2008 4:08 pm

It’s about time. The Hills’ villain-in-chief, Spencer Pratt, has fully refueled the long-standing feud between himself and Lauren Conrad.

During a taping for next Tuesday’s episode of The Tyra Banks Show, he says he is “100 percent” sure there is, or was, a Lauren Conrad sex tape.

“I know for 100 percent fact it did exist. 1,000 percent!” he said.

Ignoring the fact that one cannot be more than 100 percent sure of anything, Banks asked if Spencer Pratt had actually seen the tape.

“I would never watch that!” slimy Spencer replied. “I would rather throw up… but I know for a fact, and I would take a lie detector test.”

The alleged Lauren Conrad sex tape supposedly co-starred her boyfriend at the time, Jason Wahler. Rumors took the Internets by storm last year, but the sex tape never materialized and LC flatly denied it ever existed.

Conrad’s friendship with Heidi Montag fizzled after LC accused her of spreading false rumors about a sex tape, which Montag denies. This running feud was the basis for an entire season of The Hills, as fans probably know.

Heidi Montag — who appeared with Spencer Pratt on Banks’ show — claims that the sex tape was “not a rumor. From what I have heard from confirmed sources, her ex-boyfriend was going around trying to sell it.”

Banks then asked Heidi Montag, if she hadn’t seen the actual Lauren Conrad sex tape, how could she be so sure it existed.

“Well, I mean, I am not sure she has it anymore… but from what I’ve heard. I am not really allowed to elaborate.”

Sure thing. Go have some more plastic surgery and stage some more bikini photos on the beach, you publicity-hogging dweebs!

To find out more, watch the full interview on The Tyra Banks Show Tuesday, and be sure to mock Tyra Banks when you do. Way to have supposedly serious shows about vaginas and the difficult of being overweight… then follow it up with this nonsense.

Lucy Walsh: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are Cute

Posted on April 25th, 2008 2:03 pm

Ashlee Simpson may be an annoying, publicity-seeking train wreck of a singer who is milking every last ounce of her pregnancy for celebrity gossip purposes, but friends of her and Pete Wentz are still offering the couple their best.

“I think they are a cute couple, and they are going to have cute, tiny kids,” said Lucy Walsh, a contestant on MTV’s Rock the Cradle.

Walsh said she is “super excited” the Simpson and Wentz are getting hitched and is “going to have to get planning” on an engagement bash. We can’t wait to mock it.

Amy Winehouse Cries, Turns Self in For Questioning

Posted on April 25th, 2008 12:09 pm

Amy Winehouse is meeting with police today after she allegedly head-butted a man this past week in London, her rep confirmed to celeb news sites.

The 24-year-old singer “will be voluntarily attending a London police station by appointment with the police” to be questioned about attacking a 38-year-old man who tried to hail her a taxi outside a London bar. Natch.

In addition to the head-butting, she also allegedly kissed a man, assaulted yet another man, trashed the bar, and smoked drugs on the street. All in a night’s work for one of the celeb gossip world’s renowned train wrecks.

On her way to meet with police, Amy Winehouse burst into tears when asked how she’s feeling. It may have just been the shakes that sparked this.

“She looked a mess,” an eyewitness told Us Weekly.

“She was crying and moaning - makeup smudged all over her face.”

The Grammy winner spent two weeks in treatment this past January, before somehow being let out and allowed to return to her old ways.

Husband Blake Fielder-Civil, whom she married last May, has been in jail since November 8 on assault and witness-tampering charges.

He will remain in jail until at least June 9.

Leona Lewis Entertains American Idol Contestants, Viewers

Posted on April 25th, 2008 12:07 pm

On American Idol Wednesday night, viewers were treated to a performance by Leona Lewis. The British singer is currently the top-selling new artist in the world.

And it was apparent that David Cook and David Archuleta - sitting safely on the couch after being told they were safe - were big fans. The pair of favorites took advantage of their view, relaxing and rocking to the song.

Randy Jackson bobbed his head, during the song “Bleeding Love,” while Paula Abdul danced and Simon Cowell, the man who discovered this new talent, just smiled like a proud father.

Check out Lewis’ performance NOW. What do you think of her?

Pregnancy Rumors Rule the Week in Celebrity Quotes

Posted on April 25th, 2008 11:24 am

Thanks, as always, to People magazine for assembling these terrific sound bites from the entertaining world of celebrity quotes …

“Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?”
- The possibly pregnant, publicity-seeking media whore Ashlee Simpson, in response to Ellen DeGeneres asking if she’s knocked up

“It’s the Easter bunny.”
- Minnie Driver, when asked who her unborn baby’s father is

“This last pregnancy rumor really made me want to go back to the gym. I just didn’t like the picture. I thought, ‘You know what? My stomach is sticking out there! Let me get on the treadmill and do some sit-ups.’”
- Fergie

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does.”
- Skank-in-training Ali Lohan

“I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings these days.”
- President Bush, appearing via satellite on Deal or No Deal

“I wore no underwear for you and look where it got me!”
- Kate Beckinsale (not Britney Spears), reneging on her “surprise” for Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson, after he made a crack about her age

“We played laser tag - it was really cool.”
- Paris Hilton, on her “anniversary” with Benji Madden

“I’m content with 90 percent of me. I like my teeth. Sometimes I wonder if my orthodontist realizes how important he was.”
- Carrie Underwood

“That was better than good sex!”
- Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba, congratulating Mario and Karina

Couch-Jumping Nut Returning to Scene of Freak-Out

Posted on April 25th, 2008 7:52 am

Yes, Tom Cruise is coming back to The Oprah Winfrey Show.

The episode, which will appear in two parts during May, will celebrate Cruise’s career since his breakout role 25 years ago in Risky Business.

“Tom will be doing Oprah’s show,” Cruise’s rep, Julie Polkes, confirmed this week. “He is really looking forward to it.”

One part will be shot in-studio before a live audience. In the other, Tom Cruise will show Winfrey around his Telluride mountain retreat.

They will then conduct the second portion of the interview at his home.

In 2005, the Scientology ring-leader memorably jumped up and down on Oprah’s sofa and proclaimed, “I’m in love!” with then-girlfriend Katie Holmes.

They later married and had a cute baby named Suri Cruise, who was falsely rumored to be fake, Asian and/or the spawn of L. Ron Hubbard.

Jamie Lynn Spears: Terrified of Giving Birth

Posted on April 25th, 2008 7:23 am

Jamie Lynn Spears is so scared about giving birth to a real-life baby that mother Lynne Spears has tried to ease her knocked up teen daughter’s fears by showing her graphic videos of natural birth.

A Star Magazine source said:

“She wanted to show [Jamie Lynn Spears] what a woman goes through labor, giving birth, that it’s a natural and beautiful thing… but all Jamie Lynn saw was the blood — or ‘goop,’ as she called it — the screaming and the pain. It was too graphic for her. She flipped out and literally got sick.

n Jamie Lynn’s defense, Britney Spears scheduled c-sections for both Sean Preston and Jayden James, so this is likely the first she’s heard of this.

Jamie Lynn Spears might want to go that route in the end.

The source added, “Jamie Lynn wants to be knocked out and then wake up when it’s all over.” Poor girl. At least Casey Aldridge will be there to comfort her, unless he’s too busy closing on their new double-wide that day.

Megan Fox is a Beautiful Nerd

Posted on April 25th, 2008 6:53 am

Megan Fox was named the Sexiest Woman in the World by FHM readers this week. We can’t think of a more deserving honor.

In the photo below, the actress proves that she doesn’t need to wear lingerie in order to put Halle Berry, Maria Kanellis and Lauren Hastings to shame.

Take a look at Fox rocking a pair of librarian glasses and holding a Rubik’s Cube now:

We all know Megan Fox nude is a beautiful sight to behold. But so is Megan Fox fully clothed and in full-on nerd mode.

Wesley Snipes Sentenced to Three Years in Jail

Posted on April 24th, 2008 8:51 pm

All of a sudden, Miley Cyrus giving fans a glimpse of her bra doesn’t seem like that big a deal in the world of entertainment news.

Actor Wesley Snipes has been sentenced to three years in prison as punishment for failing to file his tax returns. The actor sat stone-faced – while many in the courtroom gasped – when the sentence was read.

“I’m very sorry for my mistakes and errors. I apologize to my family, the court and the community,” Snipes said. “I’ve asked the court to show me mercy and the opportunity to make things right.”

Alas, the court imposed the maximum penalty allowed by law.

Fortunately, Wesley Snipes can use his basketball skills from White Men Can’t Jump to make new friends in jail.

Brenda Song: Miley Cyrus is a Good Diva

Posted on April 24th, 2008 3:35 pm

The recent series of possibly racy Miley Cyrus photos has led to a stern defense of the Hannah Montana actress by Joe Jonas, a tongue lashing by Bill O’Reilly and a spirited debate among readers of The Hollywood Gossip.

Chime in with your opinion on Cyrus and these pics NOW.

That’s what Brenda Song, star of the Disney Channel’s The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, has done. She had the following to say about this breaking scandal:

“Miley is probably the most charismatic and strong 15-year-old I know. She brushes everything off with a smile. She is truly a diva – in a very good way!”

Brenda Song thinks people should give Miley Cyrus some privacy. Stop looking at pics on the Internet, people!

Song added:

“I love Miley. I think she’s a very talented actress and singer. Whatever she does in her personal life is her personal life.”

Lauren Conrad Reflects on Haircut

Posted on April 24th, 2008 3:10 pm

Sen. Barack Obama says it’s time for a change.

Lauren Conrad agreed - she cut off her long hair!

“Bets were going on how long I would be able to go with short hair!” she said.

Whoever took the under on that bet probably won - she showed up at a party Wednesday night in L.A. with long, blonde hair extensions!

“I had separation anxiety — I missed my hair!” The Hills star admitted to Us Weekly. “I don’t feel girly without long hair! There is something so sexy about having long blonde hair. It’s so feminine.”

Beautiful Lauren Conrad hairstyles present and past.

Lauren Conrad has also changed her mind on fashion this season. She used to favor 1920s-style dresses “that just kinda hang on your body.”

Nowadays she’s into full skirts!

“It’s all about the waist for me. They really emphasize the waist and flatter so many body shapes,” says LC. “Very beautiful. They look great on everyone. Prada is doing a bunch of them — it’s almost like a 1950s silhouette.”

The Hills star / designer — who debuted her collection during L.A. Fashion Week in March — is already at work on holiday, resort and spring lines.

“It’s crazy,” she said, “I’m already working on another one!”

Rob Patterson and Carmen Electra: Engaged!

Posted on April 24th, 2008 1:57 pm

Upon hearing the news that Carmen Electra was engaged, one Hollywood Gossip staffer remarked: “Why?!? She’ll just get divorced before the year is over anyway… why is my computer so slow?!?”

Let’s hope Electra’s new fiance, Rob Patterson, wasn’t around to hear the first part of that comment (and The Hollywood Gossip CEO wasn’t nearby for the second part). After all, this former Korn guitarist is set to become the third Mr. Carmen Electra.

“He told friends three days ago that he got engaged,” a source told People. “The ring is a black diamond set in white diamonds.”

Rob Patterson and Carmen Electra are set to get married and, in the not too distant future, divorced.

Patterson reportedly proposed over the weekend while he and Electra were in Las Vegas to celebrate her 36th birthday. The couple has been dating less than a year.

Previous men to see Carmen Electra nude - as her husband, that is - include Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman.

Romain Chavent & Shauna Sand: Married, Divorcing

Posted on April 24th, 2008 1:36 pm

Apparently, Playboy model / actress Shauna Sand and Romain Chavent were married back in 2006 and have kept it a secret ever since.

Until now, when they’re getting a divorce, of course.

Celebrity news site TMZ caught up with Romain Chavent last night and he confirmed that he filed for divorce from Shauna Sand.

Romain cited “irreconcilable differences,” or something like that, and said that the couple’s divorce papers were handwritten.

Romain Chavent said that Shauna Sand moving to Miami, combined by her hard-partying ways, are the primary reasons for their divorce.

See, Dwyane Wade!? There are hot, single women in Miami!

Shauna Sand, who is 36, used to be married to action star Lorenzo Lamas, as well. She is not the mother of Shayne Lamas, however.

That would be this recently-unearthed fossil.

Network Nixes Heidi Montag For White House Press Gala

Posted on April 24th, 2008 12:48 pm

MSNBC reportedly invited Heidi Montag to be a guest at its table at the White House Correspondents Gala, but balked when the great Spencer Pratt - her de facto manager - demanded first-class tickets for the couple.

Only Heidi was invited.

Spencer Pratt then canceled Heidi’s appearance, claiming, according to a New York Post source, that “It wasn’t ‘A-listy’ enough” for his girl.

A rep for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt said, “There was a scheduling conflict so they couldn’t make it - but they always travel together.”

MSNBC tells a different story.

“We are not having, nor did we invite, any celebrities to sit at our table,” said an MSNBC spokesperson.

Also expected at various media tables are the Jonas Brothers, Hayden Panettierre, and media whores Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Pretty New Couple Alert: Lauren Hastings and Shia LaBeouf

Posted on April 24th, 2008 12:44 pm

Lauren Hastings is okay by us.

Last year, the 23-year-old model made headlines when she accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing $10,000 worth of clothes from her. Anyone willing to feud with Lohan will always receive our seal of approval.

Now reports are coming in that Hastings has received that, and more, from actor Shia LaBeouf. A source told Life & Style that “he met her through a mutual friend and thought she was one of the most beautiful girls he’d ever seen.”

Megan Fox might take exception to that.

Shia LaBeouf is rumored to be dating Lauren Hastings, pictured here. Needless to say: nice work, Shia!

Police Probe Latest Drug-Fueled Amy Winehouse Antics

Posted on April 24th, 2008 11:45 am

British police have confirmed they are investigating claims of Amy Winehouse attacking a man in a London street early Wednesday morning.

“The police are investigating an alleged assault on Chalk Farm Road at approximately 3:20 am on April 23,” says a spokesman. “A 38-year-old man [contacted] Kentish Town police station and alleged a 24-year-old woman had assaulted him. No arrests have been made as yet but inquiries continue.”

Amy Winehouse, 24, was alleged to have head-butted a man outside of a bar who tried to hail her a taxi, according to a detailed account in The Sun.

The article is accompanied by some choice Amy Winehouse photos, one of which shows the “Rehab” singer walking into a lamppost.

The singer, who has battled alcohol abuse and drug issues both before and during the incarceration of her husband Blake Fielder-Civil over claims of witness tampering, started her latest train wreck session on Tuesday.

The Sun claims that during her binge, Amy Winehouse attacked two men, kissed another, trashed a bar and smoked drugs on a sidewalk.

A call to Winehouse’s rep was not returned.

The incident, described by the paper as her “most depraved night yet,” is the latest in a long list of events involving the troubled Winehouse, who entered rehab in January and won a gaggle of Grammy Awards in February.

Last August, she was hospitalized in London for what her PR people called “exhaustion,” however, her father Mitch Winehouse says that Amy in fact suffered a drug-induced seizure. Stunning. Let the suicide watch continue!

Miley Cyrus Signs Book Deal

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 7:02 pm

Miley Cyrus has signed a seven-figure book deal to pen an autobiography that focuses on her impressive, lightening-fast path to fame.

Reportedly, it will especially focus on how mother Leticia helps keep the young star grounded. According to Disney, the book will feature never-before-seen photos, family stories and a look at the star’s inner circle.

No word yet on whether or not a chapter will be dedicated to Thomas Sturges.

“I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me,” Cyrus said. “I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together, and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”

Expect the Miley memoir to be released in the spring of 2009, coinciding with the premiere of the Hannah Montana movie and the longest, teenager-filled lines in cinematic history.

In the past few weeks, of course, the singer has been at the center of a lewd photo scandal. Take a look at various Miley Cyrus pics now and comment on how racy you find them to be.

American Idol to David Archuleta: No Prom for You!

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 3:30 pm

David Archuleta would have little trouble finding a date for his high school prom.

We know of a few hundreds readers of The Hollywood Gossip that would marry him tomorrow, let alone accompany him to a dance.

Nevertheless, the hopeful singer will be missing out on this event over the weekend because American Idol will not let any of its finalists out of its sights.

As TMZ outlines, the series has strict rules about not letting contestants attend events that are not show-related. Idol keeps them mighty busy with promotional and studio work. Sorry, residents of Murray, Utah, no Archuleta sightings for you this week.

Earlier this month, Brooke White had to skip her sister’s wedding for the same reason.

Meanwhile, let’s get back to the only American Idol issue that truly matters: Which finalist do you think is going home tonight?

On Tap Tonight: Second Round of Tila Tequila Shots

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 1:01 pm

Sorry, Bobby Banhart.

But after winning season one of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, you had your chance to fully win over this MySpace vixen. You failed. She moved on. And the second season of this dating competition begins tonight.

So many dating series-related questions come to mind regarding the new season of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila:

• Will Tila Tequila break out a Matt Grant-like British accent in order to sound as adorable as this year’s version of The Bachelor?
• Will she borrow Bret Michaels’ bandana?
• Will Daisy De La Hoya make an appearance?
• Will season three be filmed simultaneously?

Guess we’ll need to tune in in order to find out the answers to these questions and so many more.

What else are we gonna watch, the Pennsylvania Primary results? Just call us when Hillary Clinton drops out.

Lindsay Lohan to Ashley Olsen: Samantha Ronson is Mine!

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 12:42 pm

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan is treating Samantha Ronson like a bottle of Grey Goose vodka. She won’t let anyone else near her BFF.

The New York Post says the two spent the weekend partying at the Beatrice Inn on Friday and Hawaiian Tropic Zone on Saturday.

During the first evening out, Lohan supposedly got into a fight with another emaciated young celebrity that was paying attention to Ronson.

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a - - away from my girlfriend,’” said a witness.

Samantha Ronson is the weird-looking apple of Lindsay Lohan’s eye.

Sources also claim that Lohan has such a crush on Ronson that she’s created a Facebook profile under the name “Lindsay Ronson.”

Connor Cruise to Make Movie Debut

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 12:16 pm

Following in his famous, adopted parents’ footsteps, Connor Cruise will make his film debut in the upcoming Will Smith drama Seven Pounds, reports people.com

Connor Cruise has grown up around movie sets with mom Nicole Kidman and dad Tom Cruise, so he should be well prepared for his first role, in which he will play a younger version of Will Smith in the new movie.

Even with such famous acting mentors in his corner (Tom Cruise is also close friends with Smith), Connor Cruise had to audition for the part.

“Tom is so proud of Connor,” says a source.

“He’s proud of him for really doing this on his own.”

A sharp-dressed Connor Cruise with his famous father, Tom Cruise.

We can only imagine that Connor’s adopted sibling, 11-year-old, Isabella, and his baby half-sister, Suri Cruise, 2, are equally happy for him.

The Columbia Pictures film, which is still listed as “in production,” also stars Woody Harrelson and Rosario Dawson.

Thomas Sturges Identified as Miley Cyrus Snuggler

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 11:43 am

Thank you, loyal readers of The Hollywood Gossip.

A few hours ago, we asked fans to help us ID the mystery man spotted cuddling with Miley Cyrus in so many recent photographs.

Based on reader responses and some serious searching of the Internet, this lucky fellow has been identified as Thomas Sturges.

We don’t know much else about the young chap, except that he must have some major game to land a cutie such as Miley Cyrus. Do you think he’s her boyfriend?

The celebrity gossip world is buzzing over rumors that Thomas Sturges has seen Miley Cyrus in more than just her bra. What do you think?

Ali Lohan is Mostly Ghostly

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 11:30 am

Granted, Ali Lohan is mostly destined to follow in her dysfunctional sister and mother’s fame-loving footsteps.

But, for the sake of her new movie, let’s also refer to her as “ghostly.”

Indeed, Reel Movie News is reporting that Lindsay’s 14-year-old sister, has begun filming her big screen debut, Mostly Ghostly.

In the movie, which centers on an 11-year-old boy who befriends two ghosts, Ali Lohan will portray a popular high school senior.

In real life, she’ll portray the sister of an alcoholic sex kitten and daughter of a mother who cares more about celebrity gossip attention than her children.

Ashley Zais: Hottest Campaign Staff Member Ever

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 10:56 am

Miss South Carolina 2007 has come on board the Straight Talk Express.

Ashley Zais, a hot beauty queen and recent graduate of Wofford College, will serve as John McCain’s intern coordinator at the campaign’s HQ.

She is 21, five-ten, blue-eyed, drop-dead gorgeous and apparently, a Republican. One can only wonder how Cindy McCain feels about this …

In any case, Ashley met John McCain last year when the senator gave a speech at South Carolina’s Newberry College, where her father is president.

Ashley Zais‘ father is Mitchell Zais, a retired Army general, and a man who McCain became friendly with after Zais published a piece in 2006 critical of how former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld’s Pentagon had handled the Iraq war.

The rest is nepotism history… hot nepotism history. Check her out:

Ashley Zais: Reason #1 to apply for a John McCain campaign internship!

All we have to say is that Democratic frontrunner Barack Obama had better get on the phone and hire Amber Lee Ettinger as his intern coordinator really quick if he expects to compete with this come November. Yowza.

Ashley Zais, on a side note, is not the same South Carolina beauty queen who became a YouTube legend last year after her painful flub of a paegant question.

That would be Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton!

The Hills Recap: “A New Roommate”

Posted on April 22nd, 2008 9:36 am

Heidi Montag is determined to have a good girls’ night out.

Even after Stephanie Pratt reveals that Lauren Conrad could show up at the same club, Goa (like, EVERYbody goes to Goa on Thursdays, OMG).

Heidi is undeterred by the LC factor, musing to Stephanie Pratt that “Maybe this will be the first time it’s okay because I feel like she always had a problem with me because of Spencer and now that I’m not really with him… ” Sure thing, girl.

At Goa, Heidi spots none other than Justin-Bobby (aka Justin Brescia), and goes to go warn Audrina Patridge about her dirtball ex’s presence.

When Lauren Conrad goes to get a drink, Heidi makes her move, deftly avoiding LC and seeing Audrina. Justin-Bobby makes his way over as well.

When LC returns, two of her least favorite people are at her table. W… T… F. She says nothing to either of them directly, but is clearly far from pleased … this was definitely one of the more awkward scenes in The Hills history.

“Oh my God, I have to leave this table immediately,” she declares before grabbing BFF Lauren Bosworth (Lo) and bolting for the Goa doors.

The next day, Audrina Patridge meets up with Justin-Bobby Brescia one-on-one for conversation and drinks. He’s a little bit more clean-cut than last season, while mumbling less, but come on, it’s still Justin-Bobby. What a loser.

Days later, Heidi Montag goes to Stephanie’s condo, only to find the great Spencer Pratt home alone, lounging around as usual. What does he even do in life?

Heidi, who honestly looks like more like a streetwalking hooker in each episode of The Hills, tells him about that night. Spencer doesn’t care.

“I know you want to vent about this,” the always-honest Spencer Pratt says to her, “but I really have no sympathy for you.” SNAP!

As Heidi leaves, Spencer keeps jabbing at her:

“It was great seeing you. Enjoy your space.”

Amazing. Finally, Lauren and Lo discuss moving and “getting a house” (code for somehow throwing down $2 million for an L.A. mansion) together. They debate whether or not they should invite Audrina to move in too. They seem torn.

Also torn? Audrina herself. While it seems that neither Audrina, nor LC and Lo, want Audrina to move in with them, she says she’s in! Yay… we guess.

Dancing with the Gossip Girl, Hills, Bachelor and WWE Stars

Posted on April 21st, 2008 1:45 pm

As warm weather begins to coat the east coast in sunshine, so does the television dial begin to heat the hearts of viewers with new and exciting programming.

Because we aim to deliver more than just mundane celebrity gossip, here’s our look at what couch potatoes can sit back and enjoy this evening:

Gossip Girl: It’s back!!! Without the backstabbing actions of Blair, the shady shenanigans of Chuck and the uber-hotness of Serena, our lives have felt emptier over the past few months than K-Fed’s bank account after a late-night trip to Scores in Las Vegas; or Heidi Montag’s soul; or a Fiji water bottle on a sweltering afternoon in LA.

Tremendous metaphors aside, the point remains: Gossip Girl is back tonight with new episodes. We’re giddier than Kim Kardashian at a sale for extra large thongs.

Dancing with the Stars: Despite the fact that Kristi Yamguchi is a heavier favorite on this show than either David Cook or David Archuleta on American Idol, we still tune in every night. Our dream is for a staffer from The Hollywood Gossip to be included on Dancing with the Stars one day.

We’d rumba circles around Perez Hilton.

The Bachelor: How will Shayne Lamas embarrass herself this week? How many swoons and tears will Matt Grant be responsible for over a period of one hour? So many questions. So many desperate, pathetic women.

WWE RAW: A special three-hour presentation of the WWE’s flagship show promises a showdown in the ring between Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton. If it’s anything like last week’s debate on ABC, John McCain will be declared the winner.

The Hills: This show revolves around spoiled, beautiful socialites named Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag and Audrina Patridge. Tonight - as a bonus - Justin “Bobby” Brescia reportedly makes his return! What’s not to love about him (everything)?

The Hills couples: Heidi and Spencer; Audrina and Justin-Bobby.

Hayden Panettiere: Paris Hilton is a Genius

Posted on April 21st, 2008 11:09 am

Actress Hayden Panettiere has spoken out in defense of Paris Hilton’s airheaded party girl image, insisting the heiress is actually a “genius.”

The 18-year-old Heroes star, who has actually been a close friend of Paris Hilton’s for several years (?!), says the 27-year-old media slut socialite is actually more level-headed than the dumb “character” she projects to the public.

Hayden Panettiere says of Paris Hilton:

“She’s a nice girl and a lot brighter than people give her credit (for) but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time.”

“She’s actually a marketing genius.”

You know, she may be right. Paris probably paid Hayden for this positive PR … diabolical. We’re just surprise she didn’t defend Kim Kardashian too.